Stages Of Buying Beyonce Formation Tickets

Flasback to February...

Watching her 2016 Superbowl halftime show in all it's glory. Getting in Formation in the middle of your living room.






Only to realize that the queen came for more than just your edges, she came for your life... FORMATION WORLD TOUR BABY!


...But she also came for all your coins that you may or may not have. (I should have seen this coming. I just chipped into my "Future Beyonce Concert Savings" stash. Where am I getting this dough?)



So you set up reminders, alarms, and blare-horns for the pre-sale ticket release anyways, because maybe, just maybe you can still afford them.



The time has come. You have 4 browser tabs up on the laptop, the app ready on your iPad and your phone (plus you got the baby sister on the PC). Minutes to go...Refresh...



Aaand they're gone! How does this happen? (I was ON TIME!)



Finally tickets!...Wait but you wanted floor seats, not nose bleeds?



To release or not to release for better seats? A risk you're willing to take.



Yep..."sold out"... probably shouldn't have done that.



So you check other sites, only to see they going for 10x the face value. You thieves!



You definitely don't have money for this concert...and decide you just might have to take an L on this.

Fast forward to June...and you still don't have damn tickets to see the Queen. 

It's becoming so hard to avoid all the hype leading up to the NYC tour stop. 



Severe FOMO is setting in. There's no way you can miss this show.



Stubhub and their greedy friends are still not easing up on these prices and you refuse to settle.



Whats this? Ticketmaster has relaeased more seats? And you can choose them on a map?



Then you see it! You see the exact floor seat where you know you will get your entire life.



But damn the price is way too high... They need to cut it! (cut it!).



(Like really Beyonce! Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telphone bills? Can you pay my automo' bill? Then maybe Beyonce I can Chill!)



You procrastinate a little longer...seats are disaapering and reappering with every refresh.



This is a sign. JUST BUY IT ALREADY! YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE! 



You get to the order page, sweating bullets of excitement and anxiety because this purchase just made you completly broke for the summer. But #IAintSorry.



Finally you confirm your purchase, and pray to the Beygency everything goes smoothly.



"Thank you for your purchase. GIRL YOU GOING TO SEE FREAKIN' BEYONCE!!!" (well that's basically what I read on the confirmation screen).



Then you grab the closest person next to you (my Momma) and you scream in excitment.



YOU DID THAT! You pat yourself on the back for all your persistence and dedication, just so you can witness the greatness that is Mrs. Knowles Carter.



The Beyhive was on your side today...